I read that that the various MSM suspects are out warning about Santa and global warming:
Laplanders are being affected by climate change due to more warming than elsewhere, reindeer pulling a heavy sleigh are emitting too much methane, and Santa is moving to the south pole, complete with an announcement that Santa has signed an agreement to relocate, making him a climate refugee and one paper saying belief in Santa may help children think counterfactually due to belief in flying reindeer (I think that last one is a positive, but not sure). Last year, reindeer were shrinking due to climate change. All of this overlooks the fact that Santa built a workshop on floating ice out in the middle of nowhere. I can’t see how global warming is a big deal to him, but who am I to say?
So, once again, this is the real threat to Santa Claus due to the global warming scam: